THE BONE ZONE

Seriously???

2011-08-21T22:49:00.000-07:00

True Blood, you are completely killing my boner this season. However the same cannot be said for Joe Manganiello.

BONEZONE

B O N E Z O N E

Eff.

Also...

2011-06-07T00:28:00.000-07:00

These are our last ~20 referrers:

Google Images: justin theroux six feet under
Google Images: justin theroux six feet under
Google Images: justin theroux six feet under

Google Images: justin theroux six feet under

Google Images: daniel brühl

Google Images: LynZ naked

Google Images: Justin Theroux

Google Images: theroux justin

Google Images: Justin Theroux naked

Yahoo Images: justin theroux

Google Images: justin theroux six feet under

Google Images: justin theroux naked

Google Images: justin theroux six feet under

Google Images: justin theroux naked

Google Images: justin theroux

Google Images: Justin Theroux six feet under

Google Images: Justin Theroux penis

Google Images: justin theroux six feet under

OH.

RIGHT.

THAT GUY.

SWOON.

BoneZone: Cougar Style

2011-06-07T00:10:00.000-07:00

So that's it. I'm sick of dudes wanting to get all emotional and becoming stalkers and not-respecting boundaries and showing up at my place out of nowhere. And turning into whiny, cry-baby, drama queens.

Are you a hot, strapping guy in your early to mid-20's who wants to brag to your friends about the hot older chick you're banging and does NOT want to talk about your feelings and won't get attached? BONEZONE.

My Bone Zone Is Colored Caramel to Dark Chocolate

2011-04-26T19:37:00.000-07:00

That's because Black Girls (totally NSFW) make up 90% of my bone zone. That's right... I'm down with the swirl. My dick is reverse racist.

Planning my trip to San Diego:

2011-02-19T10:09:00.000-08:00

(9:17:19 AM) Valerie: haha oh well, more fun for us!
(9:17:24 AM) Marie: totes
(9:17:31 AM) Marie: bring some hotties to your party so I can make out
(9:17:31 AM) Marie: haha
(9:17:35 AM) Valerie: hahahahhaha
(9:17:56 AM) Valerie: all the hotties i know have girlfriends
(9:17:57 AM) Valerie: haha
(9:18:00 AM) Marie: LAME

BONEZONE links:

2011-02-03T15:01:00.000-08:00

So I'm trying to get this shit back up and running. Or something. Here are some links regarding people that I and other people would like to fuck:

Bangable Dudes in History - it's pretty much the shit. And it has pie charts!
20 DWDILFS - a post featuring pictures of 20 dudes this chick would like to fuck, hanging out with dogs. It's pretty cool and all, but I'm pretty fucking sure that #20 should be #1 and #1 should be discarded altogether.
Flickr Group: Hot Dudes on Bikes - considering hotdudesonbikes.com is basically the best site ever, this flickr group is basically the best flickr group ever.

I don't remember designing a watch.

2011-01-16T19:16:00.001-08:00

Must have happened in my sleep...

I'd hit it.

2011-01-16T19:10:00.000-08:00

Oh yes. Even if he does look kinda greasy.

Man, we need to get these

2010-07-03T21:59:00.000-07:00

What do you mean they're only mock-ups?! Damn it!

via

My friend just sent me this for Mother's Day:

2010-05-09T10:48:00.001-07:00

Preeeeetty much.

Molest Request Sammich: Stipe Erceg and Daniel Brühl

2010-05-08T19:35:00.000-07:00

I'm watching The Edukators right now.

It's pretty awesome and all, but the important thing is that Stipe Erceg:

and Daniel Brühl (who you might recognize from Inglorius Basterds):

are SQUARELY in my BoneZone.
At the same time.

BoneZone Bites:

2010-05-07T16:19:00.000-07:00

Fuck Yeah Hot Blonde Guys: Best. Site. Ever.
Hot Guys Reading Books: Pretty good runner up, though not as great as Hot Dudes on Bikes.
Filament Magazine: Got a subscription to this porno for intellectual ladies mag for my bday. My friends know me waaay too well.

April Molest Request: LynZ

2010-05-02T16:53:00.000-07:00

She is the bassist of my favorite band: Mindless Self Indulgence. Her name is LynZ (real name unknown) and she wears plaid skirts and does back bend and splits while she plays. I'm not really sure more needs to be said.

No Molest Requests for April

2010-05-02T12:19:00.001-07:00

April was a rather shit month so I've decided that it doesn't deserve
any Molest Requests. Ha. May should be awesome though, especially
since my birthday is this month. Hopefully it's full of super BoneZone
adventures and Molest Requests apleanty!

Eli Roth...

2010-04-17T19:55:00.000-07:00

in a pool, naked, showing off his ass. BOOOOOOOOOOOOONEZONE. Christ almighty.

Full On Creep Mode in the Sunset.

2010-04-17T14:32:00.000-07:00

Dude in the turquoise hoodie and dork glasses crossing 19th that I just saw out of my window? BONEZONE

Here's the deal. I know it makes me a full on creep, but this is the view from my room:

As you can see, I have a view of both the 28 stop that goes in the direction of SF State as well as the inbound N stop, and it's a pretty busy pedestrian intersection for the stops going in the other directions. And I'm not gonna lie, it's a fucking hottie parade out there. I have definitely been inebriated and shamelessly catcalling from my window before. I'm awful, I know.

On a related note, I totally got to the bonezone a couple of weeks ago and forgot to close my curtains. I choose to think of it as my way of giving back to the neighborhood. Ha.

Music for the BoneZone: Peter Gabriel

2010-04-12T21:34:00.000-07:00

Peter Gabriel writes songs that make ME want to fall in love. That should indicate the kinds of magical BoneZone powers this man has. Like "I would look you in the eyes while we fuck" kinds of powers. Cause as well all know, I hate intimacy. But MAGIC PETER GABRIEL POWERS! Bam, there I am, trying to connect with you on some emotional level or something. WHO AM I?

(Also this video is from 1994. Way to rock those skinny jeans before the trend Peter!)

My favorite Peter Gabriel song ever. Also, Peter circa '78: BONEZONE

How could I not include this one? It's like the original misfit/weirdo BoneZone jam.

This one is just epic. Epically BONE-worthy.

On a related note, if you come upon me listening to Peter Gabriel and you ask "Why are you listening to Phil Collins?" you are AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFIED from my BoneZone FOREVER.

NOT IN MY BONEZONE

2010-04-09T21:23:00.000-07:00

If you spit some line about how you're "great at eating pussy" to try to get into my bonezone, it will have the complete opposite effect. Seriously, that makes my vagina want to shrivel up and crawl inside of itself. Barf.

East Bay Bonezone

2010-04-07T16:00:00.001-07:00

So I basically already knew this from my recent dating history, but
last night totally confirmed this. Boys from Oakland are waaaay more
in my Bonezone than boys in the city. What the hell SF? Get with it.

Texts from Tonight: "Marie is Kinda Scary" Edition

2010-04-05T22:44:00.000-07:00

Garrett: So are you gonna give him a ride on the ol mustache?
Marie: Shit yeah I am. Haha.
Garrett: Hahaha.
Marie: Then I'll knock him up with like 10 of my babies.
Garrett: You would get a guy prego. Lol.
Marie: Haha. I know. If anyone can do it I'm pretty sure it will be me.
Garrett: It's true.

Oh. My.

2010-04-05T00:31:00.000-07:00

Hot Dudes on Bikes
Best website ever? Y/Y?
BONEZONE all over the place. Good grief.

Sometimes I think I write the cards on "SomeEcards" in my sleep...

2010-04-04T23:14:00.000-07:00

Cause damn if they aren't totally on the nose.

March Molest Request: Karen Gillan

2010-03-30T17:37:00.000-07:00

Miss Gillan, you can ride in my TARDIS any day. (Why are my molest requests always so nerdy?)

Joko und Klaas go to the German Porn Awards

2010-03-30T16:27:00.000-07:00

Joko & Klaas are German MTV hosts. I want to have a million of their babies. Especially Joko. He's so tall. And blond. And German. Not to mention, those dork glasses are making my naughty bits tingle.

Here they are playing "Porno Ping Pong". These boys love porn apparently. Men after my own heart.

Come Pick Me Up

2010-03-26T22:47:00.000-07:00

This song is forever a key to the BONEZONE. I'm fairly certain that if anyone ever sang this to me I'd drop to my knees and propose *while* fellating them. Double time if it's actually Ryan Adams doing the singing.

Killing it in the Sunset:

2010-03-26T19:30:00.001-07:00

Euro-tourists in the park: KILLING IT
Hipster boys that my neighborhood is all of a sudden full of: KILLING IT
Chick walking in front of my apartment in a Joy Division t shirt: KILLING IT

Texts from Tonight: Webcam Edition

2010-03-25T00:50:00.000-07:00

(3/25/2010 12:38:54 AM) Marie: dammit

(12:39:03 AM) Marie: so andrew and I got high at his place and went on chat roulette

(12:39:14 AM) Marie: NOW i find out that eli roth is on there

(12:39:19 AM) Marie: as we speak

(12:39:24 AM) Chris: dang

(12:39:25 AM) Marie: but now I'm at home

(12:39:30 AM) Marie: and not on chat roulette

(12:39:32 AM) Marie: ha

(12:39:42 AM) Chris: so go on there now

(12:39:51 AM) Marie: but i don't have a webcam

(12:39:56 AM) Marie: and I want to show him some titties

(12:47:36 AM) Chris: ahahaha

(12:47:41 AM) Chris: you are ridiculous

(12:47:49 AM) Marie: haha i mean I'm really high right now

(12:47:51 AM) Marie: so that's part of it

(12:48:02 AM) Marie: but also I am just awesome

2010-03-24T15:14:00.001-07:00

Girls with freckles and red hair are killin it. Definitely in my bonezone (the shady part so she doesn't burn).

Hello...

2010-03-23T10:33:00.000-07:00

Girl with nose piercing sitting on the tilt-a-whirl on the bus.
(Yeah, I know. I'm treating the BZB like my own persoanal craigslist missed connections. Don't care.)

Bonezone in memorium

2010-03-22T12:58:00.001-07:00

This post goes out to my morning train crush, who I will never see
again since my schedule has switched from 8:45 to 10:30. So beautiful,
hotter, taller, blonder Ryan Gosling with the sexy hipster haircut and
the really hot peacoats who gets on the N at Cole and Carl at 7:45,
this ones for you. And for the bonezone equivalent of pouring out some
of my 40 for my dead homies, the next time I get to the bonezone
(tonight I'm pretty sure) I'll think of your hot hot ass.

Killing it part 2

2010-03-19T19:45:00.001-07:00

So, as a follow-up to my previous post the following ladies are also killing it:

ladies with boyfriends, ladies walking dogs, ladies on their commute home through the panhandle, lady at the bank, german ladies wanting to know what there is to do in San Francisco (answer: get in my bonezone).

Not killing it:

lady waiting for the N with long hair, bangs and mom/hipster pants pulled up over her pooch. NOT IN MY BONEZONE LADY!

Downtown Girls

2010-03-19T15:05:00.000-07:00

So I went for a walk on my lunch break and just about every girl I see is in my bonezone. Students, cyclists, tourists and business ladies are all killing it. I may have to develop some balls and just start asking strangers for their numbers.

March Molest Request: Justin Theroux

2010-03-16T17:54:00.000-07:00

So I was all geared up to indulge in my desire to molest Ryan Adams this month, but then I just read that Justin Theroux is directing and writing the new Zoolander movie, and anyone who knows me knows those words right there are fucking magic. And straight up, he may be the most beautiful man I've ever seen. Look at that fucking bone structure! Not to mention he was the hottest little sub ever on Six Feet Under.....

P.S.: Fuck YEAH, thumbs up!

Also the man has serious style. Sigh. Not gonna lie you guys, this google image search miiiight have lead to some masturbation. Good god. Mr. Theroux might need to look into restraining orders in case I ever end up in NYC.

Le bonezone

2010-03-14T08:20:00.000-07:00

We ended up behind these French hotties yesterday while walking down
stanyan. Went and had lunch on haight and as we left the restaurant
guess who ended up in front of us again? It was a fine, fine walk.

>
>

Double team!

2010-03-13T15:06:00.000-08:00

Beautiful boy at citrus club just gave both Garrett and I the once
over. You know what that means!

Are you

2010-03-13T13:43:00.000-08:00

A shirtless soccer player in golden gate park right now? BONEZONE
p.s. I am such a creep

BoneZone: The Movie

2010-03-13T10:10:00.000-08:00

Garrett and I are watching the J.J. Abrams Star Trek. My BoneZone is is overload mode. Jesus Christ. Zachary Quinto, Zoe Saldana, Chris Pine, Karl Urban, Eric Bana.

I'm in total sugar shock over here.

Prepare yourselves: Hottie Watching

2010-03-13T09:35:00.000-08:00

(These are our "undressing you with our eyes" faces)

So my lovely, wonderful, awesome gay bff of 15 years, Garrett, is visiting me this weekend from San Diego. Our absolute favorite thing to do when he's up here is "Hottie Watching" where we go somewhere like the Mission, spend all day in bars, and watch all the hot hot boys who pass by. This is our grand plan for today. There will be so much BoneZone action, though not of the literal variety unfortunately...sigh. But updates galore will be forthcoming, post haste.

Are you....

2010-03-13T09:31:00.000-08:00

a hot gay Hawaiian bartender who spent way too much money buying shots for me last night??
Garrett and I both say: BONEZONE!

Every girl I've seen in the city for three days now...

2010-03-10T19:14:00.000-08:00

...BONEZONE.

Seriously, there are a ridiculous amount of hot girls just wandering around out there. I want to take them home with me. Every girl under 30 (women really, not girls, perverts) I've seen has looked smoking. I keep making involuntary noises or yelling "Hot damn!" when I'm riding my bike around. You're killing it SF ladies. Now just be as cool as Oakland ladies and we can work something out.

(Also, what's up ladies in my scuba class?)

SFPDaaaaaamn

2010-03-10T19:10:00.001-08:00

I posted about her on my twitter, but cute short-haired blonde police officer who patrols the neighborhood near my work needs to get in my bonezone. I know she's gay, but I don't care.

Bonezone on The Rock

2010-03-10T13:27:00.001-08:00

Are you....
A hot Asian girl with freckles?
A tall blond german guy with cheekbones to die for?
A pair of hot hot Dutch brothers who are probably like 20?
Any number of other stupidly hot tourists I've flirted with today?

BONEZONE!!

March Molest Request - Jason Lee

2010-03-10T08:06:00.000-08:00

Ohhh Jason Lee.. I'm pretty sure I've had this molest request since I was 17. I'm still waiting..... mustache, beard, I don't care - I'll even let you name my first born. Welcome to the Bone Zone.

Texts from Last Night: The BoneZone Version

2010-03-09T18:28:00.000-08:00

Text message conversation my sister and I had this morning:

Valerie: Thoughts on Eli Roth?
Marie: Soooooo in my bonezone. I'm like obsessed with him.
Marie: He's actually the only reason I watched Inglorious Basterds to begin with.
Valerie: Hahahaha seriously!! HOT
Marie: He totally cyber sexed a bunch of his fans last year. Not even joking. Haha. That's when I knew I loved him.
Valerie: Me too!! Haha.

: /

2010-03-08T14:46:00.000-08:00

This uber hot Dutch looking motherfucker just made "nom nom nom"
noises at me as I was walking down the island.
My bonezone is so conflicted.

Puppet time

2010-03-07T19:58:00.000-08:00

Puppet foreplay?

BONEZONE

I'm pretty sure...

2010-03-07T18:04:00.000-08:00

that my sex-drive is the only thing keeping this blog alive. Well that and I enabled e-mail posting so now I post from my phone every random thing that occurs to me wherever I happen to be.

Still, Raeven, Valerie, Chris....WTF?

I've said it a million times

2010-03-07T09:54:00.001-08:00

There's nothing better than hot couples. They make my goddamn day.
BONEZONE, fo sho.

Oh Malcolm Holland...

2010-03-06T20:47:00.000-08:00

Wanna be my sensitive, animal-activist boyfriend? I really like the way you're so serious about saving whales.
Also, pirate dude you're kicking it with up there is pretty hot. Threesome?

I love this:

2010-03-06T14:40:00.000-08:00

I posted this on my personal blog over a year ago and I just remembered about it.

Best one: "I Rule. At Fuckin'. My Job. Is Truckin'. Don't Stop. Keep Suckin'"

P.S.

2010-03-06T13:52:00.000-08:00

SCRATCH THAT. No longer applies.

"Penis Bone" Zone

2010-03-06T13:45:00.000-08:00

If on our second date you give me a copper-wire wrapped fox baculum pendant that you made....BONEZONE.

February Molest Request: Anthony Bourdain

2010-02-24T19:06:00.000-08:00

Oh Tony.....

(p.s. Nom Nom Nom@Josh Homme in the background)

I've loved you since A Cook's Tour. I've read three of your books. I know you've gone through your mid-life crisis and got remarried and had a baby and stopped smoking, but I still think you're pretty much a badass.

I was a vegetarian for 5 years, that makes you wanna punish me right? Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.

i live in the platonic palace

2010-02-18T16:16:00.000-08:00

It does not excite me.
However, this does..

He sure can hit that high note.

Dork Glasses

2010-02-07T23:57:00.000-08:00

File Under: Things that will land you in my immediate BONEZONE. Seriously. They're like +20 hot points.

(Sidenote: Sooooo need to file a molest request for Justin Theroux)

1st Request of the New Year

2010-01-31T20:41:00.001-08:00

JDM
(Jeffrey Dean Morgan)
RDJ lite if you will

Marie's Super Sweet January Molest Request

2010-01-31T20:26:00.000-08:00

Jonathan Meiberg was basically made for me to love him. Or at least try to get into his Bonezone. He used to be in Okkervil River (♥♥♥) and now he's got his own band, Shearwater.
He looks like this:

He sounds like this:

SIGH

And he's a MOTHER-EFFING ORNITHOLOGIST. Seriously. That's an interview with him in Scientific American. SWWWOOOOOONNNN. IT'S SCIENCE.

Also the new Shearwater album is the most amazing thing I've heard in months. GO GET IT. uh...when it comes out....I didn't download a leak, I swear.....

Bonezone jargon request:

2010-01-27T00:23:00.000-08:00

This month my bonezone was in top form, quantity-wise. Quality was sorely lacking though! It's gotten to the point where I'm cock-blocking myself on purpose to avoid boring sex!

We need to think of a term for this phenomenon.
And..........
GO!

Zachary Quinto!

2010-01-24T23:12:00.000-08:00

I'm pretty sure you're gay....

but damn girl, you in my bonezone fo sho.

Let's do some Science!

2010-01-18T21:24:00.001-08:00

Hey there Kari Byron from Mythbusters. What say you and I go back to my place and bust some myths together. Then maybe you can let me play with your sweet Wolverine claws.

MGMT - Time To Pretend

2009-12-29T23:06:00.001-08:00

Hey shirtless MGMT guy, let's makeout.....

Scarlett Johannson's Black Widow Outfit

2009-12-18T22:16:00.000-08:00

BONE ZONE! (In response to Marie's RDJ [aka Iron Man] post)

Robert Downey Jr's Suit

2009-12-18T08:15:00.001-08:00

BONEZONE!

December Molest Request de Raeven

2009-12-15T22:53:00.001-08:00

Still Hot

Why hello there, Jason Schwartzman....

2009-12-12T23:16:00.001-08:00

Just started watching this show and it is awesome. But seriously, when did Jason Schwartzman get so distractingly hot?

is it true...

2009-12-08T15:45:00.001-08:00

that if you don't use it, you lose it? :)

my bonezone is non-existent. i keep cock blocking myself!!

Valerie's Molest Request for December

2009-12-04T09:29:00.000-08:00

James motherfucking Franco!

Yeah... I'd smell that.

Chris' Bone Zone Request

2009-12-03T15:12:00.000-08:00

So Marie said that my Bone Zone request for December couldn't be some random missed connection person I see on my ride home from work. She said it has to be somebody famous and unattainable. This rules a lot of celebrities out, because my combination of retarded jokes and too much alcohol can woo even the hottest of celebutantes. Believe it?

But, Marie said that fictional characters were okay. So this December, let me make my feelings known:

Kitty Pryde (aka Shadowcat) if you weren't a fictional comic book character you'd totally be in my Bone Zone.

Not only is she fictional, but in the comics she's stuck in a giant space bullet hurtling through the interstellar void after she used to intangibility powers to keep it from destroying earth. I swear I could not make up this shit if I tried.

Time to put in my molest request for December!

2009-12-01T23:22:00.000-08:00

And since it's the last month of the year, this is basically my overriding molest request for 2009.

So what's up, Alexander Skarsgard?

Here's the deal. You don't have to make plans or call beforehand. Just show up. Whenever. You don't even have to get in touch afterward. Y/y?

BONE ZONE SAMMICH

2009-11-29T23:53:00.000-08:00

Paul Rudd = In my top 5 forever, for sure. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE.
Jason Segel = Strangely fucking sexy.

Artist on Artist with Paul Rudd and Jason Segel

Artist on Artist | MySpace Video
Also:

Artist on Artist with Quentin Tarantino and Eli Roth

Artist on Artist | MySpace Video
Eli Roth = SOOOOO in my bone zone. Sheeeeesh.

Thanksgiving

2009-11-29T22:49:00.000-08:00

I am thankful for:

1. Beer.
2. Beards.
3. Moustaches.
4. Tupac.
5. Ironic Covers - two good examples.. ignition by bonnie prince billy & pony by far.
6. Man scent - you know what i'm talking about.

Bone Zone Thanksgiving

2009-11-27T23:18:00.000-08:00

This year I'm thankful for:

Hot hot San Francisco boys
Bourbon
Sweden
Cold weather, which leads to guys wearing pea coats and scarves and jaunty hats and such. *swoon*
Bingo at the Knockout. Fun times with friends and the hottest bartender ever. It can't be beat.
My job, which puts me in prime position for hot tourist flirtation 5 days a week.
Condoms. Another year of no babies and no diseases!
And last but not least: getting to the BONE ZONE! Obvs.

Bone Zone Fashion Tips

2009-11-26T01:58:00.000-08:00

If you are wearing the coat on the left:

I would rip that shit off in two seconds flat. Drool x 20. I love when men have amazing cold-weather style.

Image taken from here.

On the Embarcadero

2009-11-24T08:17:00.000-08:00

Tall hot guy in a nice suit on a cool scooter = bonezone!

D&D (&BZ)

2009-11-22T21:27:00.000-08:00

Hot chicks who play Dungeons&Dragons? Making saving throw versus BONEZONE!

I'm obsessed with this site right now

2009-11-22T19:42:00.001-08:00

Valet. Pretty sure most of the articles here will land you in my immediate bone zone.

Watching SNL

2009-11-22T19:36:00.001-08:00

with Joseph Gordon Levitt. Did somebody say BONEZONE???

Phone Bone

2009-11-21T01:41:00.001-08:00

Calling me on the phone so I can hear your orgasm. Definitely in the bone zone.

Maybe obvious, but...

2009-11-20T23:15:00.000-08:00

Do you like to get drunk and have sex with guys that look like me? BONE ZONE!

Automatic Disqualification From Entering Bonezone...

2009-11-20T15:50:00.000-08:00

If you use the term "making love"...........enough said!

Any song by Interpol

2009-11-19T11:53:00.000-08:00

makes me wanna check in to the bone zone. In like a sweaty, coked-up way.

Also I chose this video because if you like:
Dead Man = Automatic Bonezone
Jim Jarmusch in general = Automatic Bonezone
and because I've filed a perma-molest request for Johnny Depp.

Molest Request Sammich...

2009-11-19T10:41:00.000-08:00

The only thing that could make this better would to be in a hot tub with some lamb shanks.

My Molest Request - November

2009-11-19T10:04:00.000-08:00

Call me crazy, but I love a good beard.

Sam Beam - Iron and Wine

Putting in my molest request for November:

2009-11-18T06:46:00.001-08:00

Helgi Jonsson, call me.

If this is your pickup line*.....

2009-11-17T21:39:00.000-08:00

BONEZONE.

*(Also, you're Ryan Gosling)

Valerie's Bonezone Playlist

2009-11-17T02:46:00.000-08:00

If you have on your playlist the following bands: bon iver, fleet foxes, iron and wine, my morning jacket, songs: ohia, the boss and bonnie prince billy. AUTOMATIC BONEZONE

If missing a band will consider you if you have a beard, moustache or your own mining pan.

Blame it on the horns!!

2009-11-16T16:56:00.000-08:00

I can't help but want to take a trip to the bonezone when I hear this song. Damn those horns.

If the first time we go out

2009-11-15T21:16:00.001-08:00

you tell me "Well the only other country I've ever been to is Iceland...." BONEZONE
(sub. Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Finland for Iceland and it still works)

If you start a story off with...

2009-11-15T18:18:00.001-08:00

"This one time when i was panning for gold..." BONEZONE!

Things that will automatically disqualify you from the Bone Zone:

2009-11-13T17:53:00.001-08:00

If I tell you I watched something on PBS and your god's-honest response is "PBS?! Do you like Southpark?"

Things that will get you into Marie's bone zone #1

2009-11-13T15:42:00.000-08:00

A Good Bourbon

Now of course we all know the easiest way into any bone zone is alcohol. But the right kind of alcohol is important. I love bourbon. It is a gift from the gods. If I'm drinking it neat, which is how I prefer it, it's Bulleit all the way.

When I'm feeling like a classy lady (don't laugh, it happens sometimes), Manhattans are a sure bet. Give me a couple of these and you won't even have to try. Just lead the way.

Prime example...

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of a place that will definitely get you in the bone zone:
Swanky. Note the bottle of liquor conveniently located next to the bed. This is crucial.

THE BONE ZONE

Seriously???

Also...

BoneZone: Cougar Style

My Bone Zone Is Colored Caramel to Dark Chocolate

Planning my trip to San Diego:

BONEZONE links:

I don't *remember* designing a watch.

I'd hit it.

Man, we need to get these

My friend just sent me this for Mother's Day:

Molest Request Sammich: Stipe Erceg and Daniel Brühl

BoneZone Bites:

April Molest Request: LynZ

No Molest Requests for April

Eli Roth...

Full On Creep Mode in the Sunset.

Music for the BoneZone: Peter Gabriel

NOT IN MY BONEZONE

East Bay Bonezone

Texts from Tonight: "Marie is Kinda Scary" Edition

Oh. My.

Sometimes I think I write the cards on "SomeEcards" in my sleep...

March Molest Request: Karen Gillan

Joko und Klaas go to the German Porn Awards

Come Pick Me Up

Killing it in the Sunset:

Texts from Tonight: Webcam Edition

Hello...

Bonezone in memorium

Killing it part 2

Downtown Girls

March Molest Request: Justin Theroux

Le bonezone

Double team!

Are you

BoneZone: The Movie

Prepare yourselves: Hottie Watching

Are you....

Every girl I've seen in the city for three days now...

SFPDaaaaaamn

Bonezone on The Rock

March Molest Request - Jason Lee

Texts from Last Night: The BoneZone Version

: /

Puppet time

I'm pretty sure...

I've said it a million times

Oh Malcolm Holland...

I love this:

P.S.

"Penis Bone" Zone

February Molest Request: Anthony Bourdain

i live in the platonic palace

Dork Glasses

1st Request of the New Year

Marie's Super Sweet January Molest Request

Bonezone jargon request:

Zachary Quinto!

Let's do some Science!

MGMT - Time To Pretend

Scarlett Johannson's Black Widow Outfit

Robert Downey Jr's Suit

December Molest Request de Raeven

Why hello there, Jason Schwartzman....

is it true...

Valerie's Molest Request for December

Chris' Bone Zone Request

Time to put in my molest request for December!

BONE ZONE SAMMICH

Thanksgiving

Bone Zone Thanksgiving

Bone Zone Fashion Tips

On the Embarcadero

D&D (&BZ)

I'm obsessed with this site right now

Watching SNL

Phone Bone

Maybe obvious, but...

Automatic Disqualification From Entering Bonezone...

I don't remember designing a watch.