Seriously???

True Blood, you are completely killing my boner this season. However the same cannot be said for Joe Manganiello.

BONEZONE

BONEZONE

B  O  N  E  Z  O  N  E

Eff.

Also...

These are our last ~20 referrers:

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OH.

RIGHT.

THAT GUY.

SWOON.

BoneZone: Cougar Style

So that's it. I'm sick of dudes wanting to get all emotional and becoming stalkers and not-respecting boundaries and showing up at my place out of nowhere. And turning into whiny, cry-baby, drama queens.

Are you a hot, strapping guy in your early to mid-20's who wants to brag to your friends about the hot older chick you're banging and does NOT want to talk about your feelings and won't get attached? BONEZONE.

My Bone Zone Is Colored Caramel to Dark Chocolate

That's because Black Girls (totally NSFW) make up 90% of my bone zone. That's right... I'm down with the swirl. My dick is reverse racist.

Planning my trip to San Diego:

(9:17:19 AM) Valerie: haha oh well, more fun for us!
(9:17:24 AM) Marie: totes
(9:17:31 AM) Marie: bring some hotties to your party so I can make out
(9:17:31 AM) Marie: haha
(9:17:35 AM) Valerie: hahahahhaha
(9:17:56 AM) Valerie: all the hotties i know have girlfriends
(9:17:57 AM) Valerie: haha
(9:18:00 AM) Marie: LAME

BONEZONE links:

So I'm trying to get this shit back up and running. Or something. Here are some links regarding people that I and other people would like to fuck:

• Bangable Dudes in History - it's pretty much the shit. And it has pie charts! 
• 20 DWDILFS - a post featuring pictures of 20 dudes this chick would like to fuck, hanging out with dogs. It's pretty cool and all, but I'm pretty fucking sure that #20 should be #1 and #1 should be discarded altogether. 
• Flickr Group: Hot Dudes on Bikes - considering hotdudesonbikes.com is basically the best site ever, this flickr group is basically the best flickr group ever.

I don't *remember* designing a watch.

Must have happened in my sleep...

I'd hit it.

Oh yes. Even if he does look kinda greasy.