Showing posts with label bonezone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bonezone. Show all posts

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Seriously???

True Blood, you are completely killing my boner this season. However the same cannot be said for Joe Manganiello.
BONEZONE

BONEZONE

B  O  N  E  Z  O  N  E
Eff.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Also...

These are our last ~20 referrers:
Google Images: justin theroux six feet under 
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  Google Images: daniel brühl  
  Google Images: LynZ naked  
  Google Images: Justin Theroux  
  Google Images: theroux justin  
  Google Images: Justin Theroux naked  
  Yahoo Images: justin theroux  
  Google Images: justin theroux six feet under  
  Google Images: justin theroux naked  
  Google Images: justin theroux six feet under  
  Google Images: justin theroux naked  
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  Google Images: Justin Theroux six feet under  
  Google Images: Justin Theroux penis  
  Google Images: justin theroux six feet under  
  Google Images: justin theroux six feet under  

OH.
RIGHT.
THAT GUY.
SWOON.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Man, we need to get these



What do you mean they're only mock-ups?! Damn it!

via

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

March Molest Request: Karen Gillan




Miss Gillan, you can ride in my TARDIS any day. (Why are my molest requests always so nerdy?)

Friday, March 26, 2010

Come Pick Me Up


This song is forever a key to the BONEZONE. I'm fairly certain that if anyone ever sang this to me I'd drop to my knees and propose *while* fellating them. Double time if it's actually Ryan Adams doing the singing.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Hello...

Girl with nose piercing sitting on the tilt-a-whirl on the bus.
(Yeah, I know. I'm treating the BZB like my own persoanal craigslist missed connections. Don't care.)

Monday, March 22, 2010

Bonezone in memorium

This post goes out to my morning train crush, who I will never see
again since my schedule has switched from 8:45 to 10:30. So beautiful,
hotter, taller, blonder Ryan Gosling with the sexy hipster haircut and
the really hot peacoats who gets on the N at Cole and Carl at 7:45,
this ones for you. And for the bonezone equivalent of pouring out some
of my 40 for my dead homies, the next time I get to the bonezone
(tonight I'm pretty sure) I'll think of your hot hot ass.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Killing it part 2

So, as a follow-up to my previous post the following ladies are also killing it:

ladies with boyfriends, ladies walking dogs, ladies on their commute home through the panhandle, lady at the bank, german ladies wanting to know what there is to do in San Francisco (answer: get in my bonezone).

Not killing it:

lady waiting for the N with long hair, bangs and mom/hipster pants pulled up over her pooch. NOT IN MY BONEZONE LADY!

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Every girl I've seen in the city for three days now...

...BONEZONE.

Seriously, there are a ridiculous amount of hot girls just wandering around out there. I want to take them home with me. Every girl under 30 (women really, not girls, perverts) I've seen has looked smoking. I keep making involuntary noises or yelling "Hot damn!" when I'm riding my bike around. You're killing it SF ladies. Now just be as cool as Oakland ladies and we can work something out.

(Also, what's up ladies in my scuba class?)

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Puppet time

Puppet foreplay?
BONEZONE

Sunday, November 15, 2009

If you start a story off with...

"This one time when i was panning for gold..." BONEZONE!