MGMT - Time To Pretend

Hey shirtless MGMT guy, let's makeout.....

Scarlett Johannson's Black Widow Outfit

BONE ZONE! (In response to Marie's RDJ [aka Iron Man] post)

Robert Downey Jr's Suit

BONEZONE!

December Molest Request de Raeven

Still Hot

Why hello there, Jason Schwartzman....

Just started watching this show and it is awesome. But seriously, when did Jason Schwartzman get so distractingly hot?

is it true...

that if you don't use it, you lose it? :)

my bonezone is non-existent. i keep cock blocking myself!!

Valerie's Molest Request for December

James motherfucking Franco!





Yeah... I'd smell that.

Chris' Bone Zone Request

So Marie said that my Bone Zone request for December couldn't be some random missed connection person I see on my ride home from work. She said it has to be somebody famous and unattainable. This rules a lot of celebrities out, because my combination of retarded jokes and too much alcohol can woo even the hottest of celebutantes. Believe it?

But, Marie said that fictional characters were okay. So this December, let me make my feelings known:

Kitty Pryde (aka Shadowcat) if you weren't a fictional comic book character you'd totally be in my Bone Zone.

Not only is she fictional, but in the comics she's stuck in a giant space bullet hurtling through the interstellar void after she used to intangibility powers to keep it from destroying earth. I swear I could not make up this shit if I tried.

Time to put in my molest request for December!

And since it's the last month of the year, this is basically my overriding molest request for 2009.

So what's up, Alexander Skarsgard?

Here's the deal. You don't have to make plans or call beforehand. Just show up. Whenever. You don't even have to get in touch afterward. Y/y?