Texts from Tonight: "Marie is Kinda Scary" Edition

Garrett: So are you gonna give him a ride on the ol mustache?
Marie: Shit yeah I am. Haha.
Garrett: Hahaha.
Marie: Then I'll knock him up with like 10 of my babies.
Garrett: You would get a guy prego. Lol.
Marie: Haha. I know. If anyone can do it I'm pretty sure it will be me.
Garrett: It's true.

Texts from Tonight: Webcam Edition

(3/25/2010 12:38:54 AM) Marie: dammit

(12:39:03 AM) Marie: so andrew and I got high at his place and went on chat roulette

(12:39:14 AM) Marie: NOW i find out that eli roth is on there

(12:39:19 AM) Marie: as we speak

(12:39:24 AM) Chris: dang

(12:39:25 AM) Marie: but now I'm at home

(12:39:30 AM) Marie: and not on chat roulette

(12:39:32 AM) Marie: ha

(12:39:42 AM) Chris: so go on there now

(12:39:51 AM) Marie: but i don't have a webcam

(12:39:56 AM) Marie: and I want to show him some titties

(12:47:36 AM) Chris: ahahaha

(12:47:41 AM) Chris: you are ridiculous

(12:47:49 AM) Marie: haha i mean I'm really high right now

(12:47:51 AM) Marie: so that's part of it

(12:48:02 AM) Marie: but also I am just awesome

Texts from Last Night: The BoneZone Version

Text message conversation my sister and I had this morning:

Valerie: Thoughts on Eli Roth?
Marie: Soooooo in my bonezone. I'm like obsessed with him.
Marie: He's actually the only reason I watched Inglorious Basterds to begin with.
Valerie: Hahahaha seriously!! HOT
Marie: He totally cyber sexed a bunch of his fans last year. Not even joking. Haha. That's when I knew I loved him.
Valerie: Me too!! Haha.