1st Request of the New Year

JDM
(Jeffrey Dean Morgan)
RDJ lite if you will

Marie's Super Sweet January Molest Request

Jonathan Meiberg was basically made for me to love him. Or at least try to get into his Bonezone. He used to be in Okkervil River (♥♥♥) and now he's got his own band, Shearwater.
He looks like this:

He sounds like this:

SIGH

And he's a MOTHER-EFFING ORNITHOLOGIST. Seriously. That's an interview with him in Scientific American. SWWWOOOOOONNNN. IT'S SCIENCE.

Also the new Shearwater album is the most amazing thing I've heard in months. GO GET IT. uh...when it comes out....I didn't download a leak, I swear.....

Bonezone jargon request:

This month my bonezone was in top form, quantity-wise. Quality was sorely lacking though! It's gotten to the point where I'm cock-blocking myself on purpose to avoid boring sex!

We need to think of a term for this phenomenon.
 And..........
GO!

Zachary Quinto!

I'm pretty sure you're gay....

but damn girl, you in my bonezone fo sho.

Let's do some Science!

Hey there Kari Byron from Mythbusters. What say you and I go back to my place and bust some myths together. Then maybe you can let me play with your sweet Wolverine claws.

MGMT - Time To Pretend

Hey shirtless MGMT guy, let's makeout.....

Scarlett Johannson's Black Widow Outfit

BONE ZONE! (In response to Marie's RDJ [aka Iron Man] post)

Robert Downey Jr's Suit

BONEZONE!

December Molest Request de Raeven

Still Hot

Why hello there, Jason Schwartzman....

Just started watching this show and it is awesome. But seriously, when did Jason Schwartzman get so distractingly hot?

is it true...

that if you don't use it, you lose it? :)

my bonezone is non-existent. i keep cock blocking myself!!

Valerie's Molest Request for December

James motherfucking Franco!





Yeah... I'd smell that.

Chris' Bone Zone Request

So Marie said that my Bone Zone request for December couldn't be some random missed connection person I see on my ride home from work. She said it has to be somebody famous and unattainable. This rules a lot of celebrities out, because my combination of retarded jokes and too much alcohol can woo even the hottest of celebutantes. Believe it?

But, Marie said that fictional characters were okay. So this December, let me make my feelings known:

Kitty Pryde (aka Shadowcat) if you weren't a fictional comic book character you'd totally be in my Bone Zone.

Not only is she fictional, but in the comics she's stuck in a giant space bullet hurtling through the interstellar void after she used to intangibility powers to keep it from destroying earth. I swear I could not make up this shit if I tried.

Time to put in my molest request for December!

And since it's the last month of the year, this is basically my overriding molest request for 2009.

So what's up, Alexander Skarsgard?

Here's the deal. You don't have to make plans or call beforehand. Just show up. Whenever. You don't even have to get in touch afterward. Y/y?

BONE ZONE SAMMICH

Paul Rudd = In my top 5 forever, for sure. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE.
Jason Segel = Strangely fucking sexy.

Artist on Artist with Paul Rudd and Jason Segel

Artist on Artist | MySpace Video
Also:

Artist on Artist with Quentin Tarantino and Eli Roth

Artist on Artist | MySpace Video
Eli Roth = SOOOOO in my bone zone. Sheeeeesh.

Thanksgiving

I am thankful for:

1. Beer.
2. Beards.
3. Moustaches.
4. Tupac.
5. Ironic Covers - two good examples.. ignition by bonnie prince billy & pony by far.
6. Man scent - you know what i'm talking about.

Bone Zone Thanksgiving

This year I'm thankful for:

1. Hot hot San Francisco boys
2. Bourbon
   
3. Sweden
4. Cold weather, which leads to guys wearing pea coats and scarves and jaunty hats and such. *swoon*
5. Bingo at the Knockout. Fun times with friends and the hottest bartender ever. It can't be beat.
   
6. My job, which puts me in prime position for hot tourist flirtation 5 days a week.
7. Condoms. Another year of no babies and no diseases!
8. And last but not least: getting to the BONE ZONE! Obvs.
   

Bone Zone Fashion Tips

If you are wearing the coat on the left:

I would rip that shit off in two seconds flat. Drool x 20. I love when men have amazing cold-weather style.

Image taken from here.

On the Embarcadero

Tall hot guy in a nice suit on a cool scooter = bonezone!

D&D (&BZ)

Hot chicks who play Dungeons&Dragons? Making saving throw versus BONEZONE!