February Molest Request: Anthony Bourdain

Oh Tony.....

(p.s. Nom Nom Nom@Josh Homme in the background)

I've loved you since A Cook's Tour. I've read three of your books. I know you've gone through your mid-life crisis and got remarried and had a baby and stopped smoking, but I still think you're pretty much a badass.

I was a vegetarian for 5 years, that makes you wanna punish me right? Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.

i live in the platonic palace

It does not excite me.
However, this does..

He sure can hit that high note.

Dork Glasses

File Under: Things that will land you in my immediate BONEZONE. Seriously. They're like +20 hot points.

 

(Sidenote: Sooooo need to file a molest request for Justin Theroux)