MGMT - Time To Pretend

Hey shirtless MGMT guy, let's makeout.....

Scarlett Johannson's Black Widow Outfit

BONE ZONE! (In response to Marie's RDJ [aka Iron Man] post)

Robert Downey Jr's Suit

BONEZONE!

December Molest Request de Raeven

Still Hot

Why hello there, Jason Schwartzman....

Just started watching this show and it is awesome. But seriously, when did Jason Schwartzman get so distractingly hot?

is it true...

that if you don't use it, you lose it? :)

my bonezone is non-existent. i keep cock blocking myself!!

Valerie's Molest Request for December

James motherfucking Franco!





Yeah... I'd smell that.

Chris' Bone Zone Request

So Marie said that my Bone Zone request for December couldn't be some random missed connection person I see on my ride home from work. She said it has to be somebody famous and unattainable. This rules a lot of celebrities out, because my combination of retarded jokes and too much alcohol can woo even the hottest of celebutantes. Believe it?

But, Marie said that fictional characters were okay. So this December, let me make my feelings known:

Kitty Pryde (aka Shadowcat) if you weren't a fictional comic book character you'd totally be in my Bone Zone.

Not only is she fictional, but in the comics she's stuck in a giant space bullet hurtling through the interstellar void after she used to intangibility powers to keep it from destroying earth. I swear I could not make up this shit if I tried.

Time to put in my molest request for December!

And since it's the last month of the year, this is basically my overriding molest request for 2009.

So what's up, Alexander Skarsgard?

Here's the deal. You don't have to make plans or call beforehand. Just show up. Whenever. You don't even have to get in touch afterward. Y/y?

BONE ZONE SAMMICH

Paul Rudd = In my top 5 forever, for sure. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE.
Jason Segel = Strangely fucking sexy.

Artist on Artist with Paul Rudd and Jason Segel

Artist on Artist | MySpace Video
Also:

Artist on Artist with Quentin Tarantino and Eli Roth

Artist on Artist | MySpace Video
Eli Roth = SOOOOO in my bone zone. Sheeeeesh.

Thanksgiving

I am thankful for:

1. Beer.
2. Beards.
3. Moustaches.
4. Tupac.
5. Ironic Covers - two good examples.. ignition by bonnie prince billy & pony by far.
6. Man scent - you know what i'm talking about.

Bone Zone Thanksgiving

This year I'm thankful for:

1. Hot hot San Francisco boys
2. Bourbon
   
3. Sweden
4. Cold weather, which leads to guys wearing pea coats and scarves and jaunty hats and such. *swoon*
5. Bingo at the Knockout. Fun times with friends and the hottest bartender ever. It can't be beat.
   
6. My job, which puts me in prime position for hot tourist flirtation 5 days a week.
7. Condoms. Another year of no babies and no diseases!
8. And last but not least: getting to the BONE ZONE! Obvs.
   

Bone Zone Fashion Tips

If you are wearing the coat on the left:

I would rip that shit off in two seconds flat. Drool x 20. I love when men have amazing cold-weather style.

Image taken from here.

On the Embarcadero

Tall hot guy in a nice suit on a cool scooter = bonezone!

D&D (&BZ)

Hot chicks who play Dungeons&Dragons? Making saving throw versus BONEZONE!

I'm obsessed with this site right now

Valet. Pretty sure most of the articles here will land you in my immediate bone zone.

Watching SNL

with Joseph Gordon Levitt. Did somebody say BONEZONE???

Phone Bone

Calling me on the phone so I can hear your orgasm. Definitely in the bone zone.

Maybe obvious, but...

Do you like to get drunk and have sex with guys that look like me? BONE ZONE!

Automatic Disqualification From Entering Bonezone...

If you use the term "making love"...........enough said!

Any song by Interpol

makes me wanna check in to the bone zone. In like a sweaty, coked-up way. 


Also I chose this video because if you like:
Dead Man = Automatic Bonezone
Jim Jarmusch in general = Automatic Bonezone
and because I've filed a perma-molest request for Johnny Depp.

Molest Request Sammich...

The only thing that could make this better would to be in a hot tub with some lamb shanks.

My Molest Request - November

Call me crazy, but I love a good beard.


Sam Beam - Iron and Wine

Putting in my molest request for November:

Helgi Jonsson, call me.

If this is your pickup line*.....

BONEZONE.

*(Also, you're Ryan Gosling)

Valerie's Bonezone Playlist

If you have on your playlist the following bands: bon iver, fleet foxes, iron and wine, my morning jacket, songs: ohia, the boss and bonnie prince billy. AUTOMATIC BONEZONE

If missing a band will consider you if you have a beard, moustache or your own mining pan.

Blame it on the horns!!

I can't help but want to take a trip to the bonezone when I hear this song. Damn those horns.

If the first time we go out

you tell me "Well the only other country I've ever been to is Iceland...." BONEZONE
(sub. Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Finland for Iceland and it still works)

If you start a story off with...

"This one time when i was panning for gold..." BONEZONE!

Things that will automatically disqualify you from the Bone Zone:

If I tell you I watched something on PBS and your god's-honest response is "PBS?! Do you like Southpark?"

Things that will get you into Marie's bone zone #1

A Good Bourbon

Now of course we all know the easiest way into any bone zone is alcohol. But the right kind of alcohol is important. I love bourbon. It is a gift from the gods. If I'm drinking it neat, which is how I prefer it, it's Bulleit all the way.

When I'm feeling like a classy lady (don't laugh, it happens sometimes), Manhattans are a sure bet. Give me a couple of these and you won't even have to try. Just lead the way.

Prime example...

of a place that will definitely get you in the bone zone:
Swanky. Note the bottle of liquor conveniently located next to the bed. This is crucial.