East Bay Bonezone

So I basically already knew this from my recent dating history, but
last night totally confirmed this. Boys from Oakland are waaaay more
in my Bonezone than boys in the city. What the hell SF? Get with it.

Killing it in the Sunset:

Euro-tourists in the park: KILLING IT
Hipster boys that my neighborhood is all of a sudden full of: KILLING IT
Chick walking in front of my apartment in a Joy Division t shirt: KILLING IT

Girls with freckles and red hair are killin it. Definitely in my bonezone (the shady part so she doesn't burn).

Killing it part 2

So, as a follow-up to my previous post the following ladies are also killing it:

ladies with boyfriends, ladies walking dogs, ladies on their commute home through the panhandle, lady at the bank, german ladies wanting to know what there is to do in San Francisco (answer: get in my bonezone).

Not killing it:

lady waiting for the N with long hair, bangs and mom/hipster pants pulled up over her pooch. NOT IN MY BONEZONE LADY!

Every girl I've seen in the city for three days now...

...BONEZONE.

Seriously, there are a ridiculous amount of hot girls just wandering around out there. I want to take them home with me. Every girl under 30 (women really, not girls, perverts) I've seen has looked smoking. I keep making involuntary noises or yelling "Hot damn!" when I'm riding my bike around. You're killing it SF ladies. Now just be as cool as Oakland ladies and we can work something out.

(Also, what's up ladies in my scuba class?)